Put these into your subspace Directory If you want to use them outside of subspace change the extension from .wa2 to .wav but make sure you keep a copy of the origional in your subspace dir so you can hear all these nifty sounds damn you! (hic) # } " what it says " - who says it or where it's from ____________________________________ 1 } "GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR." Chewy 2 } "Don't touch that!" "Why not?" It's my Penis! your guesss is as good as mine. 3 } "Uh-Oh" ICQ 99a 4 } "Hey where the hell you goin' Jack?" "To get laid Where the hell you goin'?" HA HA HA" Captain Harloch to Captain Cohn 5 } "How ya doin'..." "Yeah Sorry Rum!" Guitar ??? 6 } Da, Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, dum. 7 } Energize! 8 } Energy Sheild 9 } Lightsabar on 10 } Death Star Active 11 } "This is Gold Leader" Well Guess, Take a Long thought out Guess. 12 } "Copy Gold Leader" Gold 5 13 } "Red Leader standing by" Well Guess, Take a Long thought out Guess. 14 } "I do believe, they think I am some sort of God" C3PO 15 } "Admiral Enemy ships, sector 3, 7!" pilot "It's a trap!" Admiral Ackbar 16 } Blaster fire, "There's too many of them!" More Blaster fire 17 } "Hurry up will you I haven't got all day." 18 } "Intensafy forward Fire Power! Too Late!" Admiral Ackbar 19 } "May the Force be with You." Luke Skywalker Jedi-knight 20 } "Keep your distance Chewy but don't look like your keeping you distance." "GRRRRR." "I don't know fly casual." han to Chewy 21 } "You'll last longer then we will against that Death Star." Lando 22 } BLAST OFF! 23 } Tie Fighter Engines 25 } Death Star Engines 26 } Cloud City Car Engines 27 } "Laugh it up fuzz ball!" Han Solo 28 } "Here's Johnny!" -the shining 29 } "It's a beautiful day..." -Mr Rogers 30 } "Homey don't play dat" -Homey Da Clown 31 } "...patented water resistant stuponitron..." -that cartoon thing 32 } "Hocus Pocus" -From a wicked Bugs bunny episode 33 } "I dont know what could have come over me sir" -more cartoons 34 } "Bogus" -Bill and ted I think 35 } "Strange things are afoot..." -Bill & Ted? 36 } "Excellent!" -Waynes world 37 } "She's a Babe" - Waynes World 38 } "Huh huh huh, we're there dood" -Beavis and Butthead 39 } "Toto, I have a feeling we're not... " Wizard of oz 40 } "Please fondle my bum" -Monty Python 41 } "Leave that to me" -Darth Vader 42 } "All to easy" -Darth Vader 43 } "You may fire when ready" - that deathstar commander guy 44 } "You dont know the power of the darkside" -Darth Vader 45 } "Just the facts ma'am" -Dragnet 46 } "Yabba Dabba Doo!" -Fred Flintstone 47 } "I think it sucks" -Bart 48 } "Do'H!" -Homer 49 } "Holllyy COW!" -That reporter guy 50 } "What is this? Whats going on here? ..." -????? 51 } "Is there anybody out there?" -Pink Floyd 52 } "Bite Me " - computer guy or something 53 } "It's been fun..." -computer girl 54 } "Are we having fun yet? " - ???? 55 } "Access denied " - cumputer girl 56 } "Press any key to start " - computer girl 57 } "You are being monitored " - computer girl 58 } "She's alive, alive!" -Frankenstein 59 } "Why you bastards, why are you torturing me...." -some horror movie 60 } "Warning, warning" - something weird I made 61 } "Pikachu, thundershock now!..." -pokemon or pikachu or something 62 } "Pikachu" - Pikachu 63 } "Pikachu, Go!" - you get the idea. _________________________________________________________________________ Q. Why the hell did you make these wavs into a bongset? A. As I write this I'm drunk and I think wavs are cool (hic) Oh yeah, and there can never be enough annoying server sounds for us lame mods (and etc) to play... And to annoy the loving costumers of Subspace. Q. where are the other bongsound patches before #28? A. Go to my site @: http://members.xoom.com/Rowen7/Download.htm Q. Do server sounds make me lag? A. Hell No! Being a Dumbass and ugly makes you lag Timmy, It also breaks you monitor too, yes your parents lied to you! Seriously now... They are on your computer. Sometimes if you have a bad connection or LAGSUARAS, will lagging bad already, have memory leakage or just plain suck. Your screen can lag a bit or blink, but thats YOU not the sounds. The server sends your computer a 1kb packet, and if you can't handle *that*, well, (hic) uh , Enough Well if you think it is this Bong is doing it, the big bad LAGSUARAS will come. uh have a nice day? Q. What's lagsuaras? A. Lagsuaras: a aged monster from deep within Inet's billing server whitch prey on dumbasses like above, making them lag so bad they can barely play. (hic) (hic) Revised and Completed By: -Rowen7- Comments to Rowen7@theglobe.com